There is something so primal about eating a pomegranate. U and ur friends just gathered around a single one cracked open, reaching in with ur greedy little fingers to shove the seeds in ur mouth while you get the flesh and juice all over the table
ppl are like “oh i don’t know how to eat a pomegranate” u have to activate your baby brain that’s it. you have to eat it like you’re 13 months old and nothing else matters
I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
